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Sound the alarms, because someone’s mom “Zach” found gay porn and thinks it’s just awful.

It’s that time of the week, where a gay blog sprays its metaphorical drink at gay porn for views. (*SPPFFT* Daddies and sons, engaging in intercourse? Unconscionable!). Under the spotlight today is BoyForSale, a recently launched site with a focus on buy-and-sell sexual ownership of young, twinky men by older, affluent Daddies. Clearly, this combines various common fetishes – dom-sub, daddy-boy/son, financial domination, etc.

They also offer excellent prostate exams at the very reasonable price of 1 boy.

Unfortunately, “Zach” at SUGP has a… literal mind and a flair for mindless blogging.

I’ve never seen any studio having to do so much explaining with that much of a disclaimer, but I guess it’s good to know that they don’t actually support sex trafficking?! Yikes…

“Zach”, clutching his anal-bead Rosary.

People seem to struggle with the concept of fantasy, especially in porn. You should know that people like you are probably why BoyForSale needs a lengthy disclaimer, Zach. Zach strikes me as the kind of person who watched Fifty Shades as a gut-wrenching documentary on domestic abuse. I worry for Zach. (Zach, you know the shower gets slippery when it’s wet, right? Just checking.)

Other concerns raised by Zach are how these men can afford so many boys after the 2008 financial crisis, whether BoyForSale’s Austin Young is afforded clothes beyond a bowtie, and just how exactly Armond Rizzo came to have 30+ fathers. (Quick, someone call Jerry Springer.)

Austin, desperately nestling for warmth. (He probably won’t last the winter. Pray for Austin.).